15 Keyboard Shortcuts for Lazy People
Aw fuck yeah. Learned something new.
Shoot. I was too lazy to read the entire post. LOL..
August 2011
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man driving a gray car, license plate: Quebec 72B 381. Canada. Reblog this. It could save her. The Kidnapping is recent so do it, 3 seconds will not kill you. If it were your child .
I love being home alone.
I creep on the neighbors …
I cry over things …
I dance like nobody’s watchin’ …
I go out for a drive …
I do things I’m not proud of …
I sit on the computer for 17 hours …
I eat anything I see …
I pretend to be the best dancer and singer in the world …
I cry some more …
And, then everyone comes home, and their like “What’d you do all night?”
And, I’m just like …
… Nothing …
I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
"You're from San Leandro. Where's that?"
Every. Single. Time.
Face Palm*..
ALL THE DAMN TIME.
“It’s by Oakland.” “Ohhhh…..”
hahaha, nobody knows. -__-
i always say it’s a city before oakland or next to oakland and they either be like: omg another ghetto place…. or … where’s oakland, which i explain near san fran….
When someone brings up something really embarrassing from your past.
“Let me help you to shut the fuck up.”
